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	<title>AntiBlog: Fiction, poetry, writing, culture</title>
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		<title>So I got paid for doing this review&#8230;.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Mar 2007 08:03:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Haislip</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ReviewMe brokered a $20 review from the online dictionary AllWords.com. At a little over 200 words, that comes out to $0.10 a word.
Go read the review.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.reviewme.com/?ref=7763">ReviewMe</a> brokered a $20 review from the online dictionary AllWords.com. At a little over 200 words, that comes out to $0.10 a word.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.antimuse.org/cgi-bin/pageserver.cgi?page=allwords">Go read the review</a>.
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		<title>For those who still doubt Fox News&#8217; bias</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2007 08:35:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Haislip</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Culture</category>
	<category>Politics</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The blog Welcome to Pottersville has a collection of screencaps from Fox News that are simultaneously hilarious and angering. Did you know that Saddam Hussein gave his WMDs to Hezbollah? It&#8217;s true!

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The blog Welcome to Pottersville has <a href="http://welcome-to-pottersville.blogspot.com/2007/03/fox-news-at-its-finest.html">a collection of screencaps from Fox News</a> that are simultaneously hilarious and angering. Did you know that Saddam Hussein gave his WMDs to Hezbollah? It&#8217;s true!
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		<title>Who wants to swap blog links?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2007 03:10:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Haislip</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>How to find poetry contests that are worth your time</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2007 01:46:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Haislip</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Publishing and Writing</category>
	<category>Poetry</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Winning a poetry contest is a great way to get your name in lights&#8211;and possibly get a major publication credit. Of course, it&#8217;s sometimes hard to find contests that aren&#8217;t outright scams. Let&#8217;s start with the wastes of time, shall we?
Who to avoid

Any of the Watermark Press imprints: poetry.com and International Library of Poetry, mainly, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Winning a poetry contest is a great way to get your name in lights&#8211;and possibly get a major publication credit. Of course, it&#8217;s sometimes hard to find contests that aren&#8217;t outright scams. Let&#8217;s start with the wastes of time, shall we?</p>
<p><strong>Who to avoid</strong></p>
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<li>Any of the Watermark Press imprints: poetry.com and International Library of Poetry, mainly, but there are several others. Here&#8217;s the simple fact about the &#8220;contests&#8221; they run, in case you don&#8217;t know: they are simply trying to sell you books. That&#8217;s why everyone who enters is declared a semi-finalist. The more people they can fit into their anthologies, the more anthologies they can sell to the poets. Remember Who&#8217;s Who Among American High School Students back in your school days? Yeah, same concept. Secondly, if you list poetry.com as a writing credit, <strong>editors will laugh at you</strong>.  Seriously. Getting &#8220;published&#8221; on poetry.com is like tying your shoes or making a Ted Kennedy joke. Anyone can do it. According to <a href="http://www.jacksonville.com/tu-online/stories/040301/met_5813722.html">a Jacksonville Sun article from a few years back</a>, this was one of the winning poems:<em><br />
<font color="#ffffff">-</font><br />
Multiple sclerosis, will there ever be a cure?  </em><br />
<em>We really don&#8217;t know for sure.<br />
The medicines aren&#8217;t working,<br />
so she stays within her home lurking.<br />
Nothing can make the pain stop,<br />
she can&#8217;t even take her girls to the mall to shop!</em> <font color="#ffffff">-</font><br />
Now, I&#8217;m not mocking the author or making light or her suffering, but that is just a bad poem. And it was declared a winner by poetry.com.</li>
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<li>Be wary of any contest that is not open about its judging procedures or allows a judges&#8217; former students to enter. It&#8217;s not unheard of for judges to use a major contest to push an agenda or to favor his friends, students and lovers. For example, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W._H._Auden">W.H. Auden</a> was judging the <a href="http://yalepress.yale.edu/yupbooks/youngerpoets.asp">Yale Younger Poets Series</a>, one of the most important contests of the 20th century. However, he <a href="http://www.poets.org/viewmedia.php/prmMID/5912">blatantly refused to pick anyone other than his friend</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Ashbery">John Ashbery</a> (author of the influential <a href="http://writing.upenn.edu/~afilreis/88/some-trees.html"><em>Some Trees</em></a>).</li>
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<li>Avoid contests that don&#8217;t spell out all the rules and prizes beforehand. This is just common sense. You shouldn&#8217;t play the game if you don&#8217;t know the rules.</li>
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<p><strong>Some of the good guys</strong></p>
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<li><a href="http://www.kenyonreview.org/programs/ywpp.php">Patricia Grodd Poetry Prize for Young Writers</a> &#8212; Backed by the Kenyon Review, this contest is open for high school sophomores and seniors. The top three winners receive publication in the Kenyon Review, while the first prize winer also receives a scholarship to the <a href="http://www.kenyonreview.org/workshops/ywinfo.php">Kenyon Review Young Writers Workshop</a>. No entry fee.</li>
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<li><a href="http://www.mississippireview.com/contest.html">Mississippi Review Prize</a> &#8212; The Prize seeks any writers in the English language, has a $1000 prize pool, and publishes all winners and finalists in the winter print edition. Entry fee is $15.</li>
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<li><a href="http://www.slipstreampress.org/contest.html">Slipstream Press</a> &#8212; This contest has $1000 prize for first place, and publishes your chapbook. Although they do have only one prize (first place or bust), they do allow simultaneous submissions and reprints. Entry fee is $15.</li>
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<li><a href="http://southernhumpress.squarespace.com/contests/">Women of Words Award and Poetry Chapbook Contest</a> &#8212; Sponsored by the journal <a href="http://www.southernhum.com/">Southern Hum</a>, the winner receives $250, chapbook publication and 25 copies of their chapbook. Entry fee is $10.</li>
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<li><a href="http://www.silverfishreviewpress.com/award.htm">Gerald Cable Book Award</a> &#8212; Sponsored by Silverfish Review Press, this contests seeks to publish a full-length poetry collection by a deserving author. Winner receives $1000, publication, and 100 copies of the collection. Entry fee is $20.</li>
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<li><a href="http://www.wmich.edu/newissue/GreenRosePrize.html">Green Rose Prize in Poetry</a> &#8212; Seeks to publish unpublished full-length collections of poetry. Prize is $2000 and publication. $20 entry fee.</li>
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<li><a href="http://www.indiana.edu/~inreview/general/prizes/poetprizeguidelines07.htm">Indiana Review Poetry Prize</a> &#8212; Seeks individual poems, maximum 3 per entry. Prize is $1000 and publication. Entry fee is $15, which includes a one-year subscription to the <em>Indiana Review</em>.</li>
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<p>These are just some of the quality contests available to poets. If you know of others, please comment on this post.
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		<title>Masters of the superior secret</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Feb 2007 01:58:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Haislip</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Poetry</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I don’t mean to sell the poet so long or at such great length, but I do this principally because the world doesn’t esteem the poet very much. They don’t understand where we are coming from. They don’t understand the use for us. They don’t understand if there is any use. We are the masters [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;I don’t mean to sell the poet so long or at such great length, but I do this principally because the world doesn’t esteem the poet very much. They don’t understand where we are coming from. They don’t understand the use for us. They don’t understand if there is any use. We are the masters of the superior secret, not they. Not they. Remember that when you write.”</p>
<p align="right">&#8211;James Dickey</p>
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		<title>More about Auden on his 100th birthday</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2007 05:01:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Haislip</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Poetry</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Links:
In praise of a guilty genius (from The Observer) &#8211; 
&#8220;Britain has a curious ambivalence towards the poet and critic WH Auden, in part since he &#8216;abandoned&#8217; England for the US in the 1930s. In the year of his centenary, Katherine Bucknell welcomes the new attention due a rare and questing spirit&#8221;
A voice of his [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Links:</p>
<p><a href="http://books.guardian.co.uk/poetry/features/0,,2005358,00.html">In praise of a guilty genius</a> (from The Observer) &#8211;<font size="3" face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif"> </font></p>
<p><font size="3" face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif">&#8220;Britain has a curious ambivalence towards the poet and critic WH Auden, in part since he &#8216;abandoned&#8217; England for the US in the 1930s. In the year of his centenary, Katherine Bucknell welcomes the new attention due a rare and questing spirit</font>&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="http://books.guardian.co.uk/print/0,,329703314-110738,00.html">A voice of his own</a> (from The Guardian) &#8211;<font><font size="3" face="Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif" /></font></p>
<p><font><font><font><font size="3" face="Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif">&#8220;&#8216;Poetry makes nothing happen&#8217;, wrote WH Auden. He was a reluctant leader of his generation and adopted a deliberately anti-poetic voice. Yet he achieved an ideal that eluded many. James Fenton on the public and private faces of the poet who loved to shock&#8221;</font></font> </font> </font>
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		<title>W.H. Auden turns 100</title>
		<link>http://www.antimuse.org/blog/?p=42</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2007 05:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Haislip</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Poetry</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Poet W.H. Auden would have been 100 years old today. In honor of his birthday, let&#8217;s listen to him reading his poem &#8220;The More Loving One.&#8221;

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Poet W.H. Auden would have been 100 years old today. In honor of his birthday, <a href="http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=7474255">let&#8217;s listen to him reading his poem &#8220;The More Loving One.&#8221;</a>
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		<title>How money changed the Poetry Foundation</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Feb 2007 01:15:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Haislip</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Poetry</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The New Yorker has an article online discussing the massive $200 million grant the Poetry Foundation received in 2002 from Ruth Lilly (of pharmaceutical giant Eli Lilly fame). The Poetry Foundation publishes Poetry magazine.
From the article:
Money is a shocking thing in poetry, and Ruth Lilly’s gift was greeted with a measure of ambivalence. Howard Junker, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>The New Yorker</em> has <a href="http://www.newyorker.com/fact/content/articles/070219fa_fact_goodyear?page=1">an article online discussing the massive $200 million grant the Poetry Foundation received in 2002 from Ruth Lilly</a> (of pharmaceutical giant Eli Lilly fame). The Poetry Foundation publishes Poetry magazine.</p>
<p>From the article:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>Money is a shocking thing in poetry, and Ruth Lilly’s gift was greeted with a measure of ambivalence. Howard Junker, the editor of the San Francisco journal <span class="italic">Zyzzyva</span>, wrote a letter to the <span class="italic">Times</span>—after it ran a piece about poetry’s bright days ahead—admitting that “Ruth Lilly’s generosity makes me green with envy.” But, he went on, “A gift this size to such a small organization is bad philanthropy. . . . The struggle for the staff and the board will now be how to spend the money. Sustaining the vision of a venerable little magazine will become an afterthought. Drowning in cash might seem a dream come true; more likely it will turn out to be a nightmare.”</em></p></blockquote>
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		<title>Disaster strikes AntiMuse poet</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Feb 2007 00:41:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Haislip</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[A.D. Winans, who was published in AntiMuse in December 2006, lost his apartment to a fire recently.
&#8220;Too tired to go into details just now on progress after fire to my apartment,  but it isn&#8217;t good news as will not be able to move back in again until maybe 4  months.  Still sifting thru [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A.D. Winans, who was published in AntiMuse in December 2006, lost his apartment to a fire recently.</p>
<blockquote><p><em>&#8220;Too tired to go into details just now on progress after fire to my apartment,  but it isn&#8217;t good news as will not be able to move back in again until maybe 4  months.  Still sifting thru mess the fire department made and loss of archive  material as well as furniture.  I will be off computer for a few days and need  to use other outside sources for months, so please bear with me if I do not  respond to you.&#8221;</em></p></blockquote>
<p>Please keep him in your thoughts.
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		<title>FOX&#8217;s &#8220;1/2 Hour News Hour&#8221; Sucks</title>
		<link>http://www.antimuse.org/blog/?p=40</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Feb 2007 06:35:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Haislip</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Humor</category>
	<category>Politics</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I heard that FOX News Channel is launching a daily humor show to compete with The Daily Show and The Colbert Report. Imagine Gerald Ford  performing stand-up during open mic night at the Improv, and you&#8217;ll have an inkling of how unfunny the whole endeavor is.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, I heard that <a href="http://www.truthdig.com/avbooth/item/20070216_conservative_political_humor/">FOX News Channel is launching a daily humor show</a> to compete with <em>The Daily Show</em> and <em>The Colbert Report</em>. Imagine Gerald Ford  performing stand-up during open mic night at the Improv, and you&#8217;ll have an inkling of how unfunny the whole endeavor is.
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