Josh Newell Archive

• May 2007: What Instrument Are You Here to Pick Up Again?
• March 2007: Why, No, I’ve Never Had Intercourse with an African-American Woman
• February 2007: Blaming my Problems on VD
• Josh Newell: That Special Time of Year… for Securing My Place in Hell
• Josh Newell: Mining for Nuggets of Wisdom
• Josh Newell: If I Have to Get this Tattoo Removed, You’ll Receive the Bill for It, George Lucas
• September 2006: This Article about Celebrities Admits to Having No Redeeming Qualities
• August 2006: Trying to Put Women into Laid Man's Terms
• July 2006: A Quick Trip Around the Writer's Block
• June 2006: Even White Supremicists Get the Blues
• May 2006: Did I Get All the Duty off of My Shoe?
• April 2006: Employees Needed: Proper Facial Hair Grooming a Must
• March 2006: Movie Star Charms Local Boy out of Heterosexuality
• February 2006: 1980’s Pop Culture Nostalgia Is Complete Horse Shit
• October 2005: College, The "Great" American Institution